ME

I HAVE A PERFECTLY CIRCULAR BALD SPOT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD***
IT’S SENSITIVE TO THE WIND AND SUN SO I ALWAYS COVER IT UP WITH HATS
ANYWAYS, HERE’S WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE, FOLLOWED BY MY STATS


LUKE “ASIANWONDERBOY” STRONG 

(I HAVE A SEVERE CASE OF RBF, MY APOLLOCHEESE)

AGE: 26
STAR SIGN: CANCER
HOMETOWN: COTTONWOOD HEIGHTS, UT
HOME RUNS: 1
BROKEN BONES: 0
HATS ACQUIRED: 64
TOP SPEED: 6 MPH
TOP SPEED (BIKING): 17 MPH
LANGUAGES ATTEMPTED: 4
LANGUAGES LEARNED: 2
NUMBER OF DAYS SINCE LAST "SWEAT INCIDENT": 0
LOVE IN MY PURE AND GENTLE HEART: ∞





MORE FACTS:

MUSIC IS MY “LIFE”
  - I PLAY A HANDFUL OF INSTRUMENTS
  - I’M THE KEYBOARD GUY IN A BAND CALLED LAPDOG

  - WE ARE A JAM BAND AND I’M NO LONGER ASHAMED TO ADMIT THIS
  - PEER OUR WEBZONE :  https://www.lapdogband.com/

SWEDEN HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART
  - I LIVED THERE FOR 2 YEARS AND I WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT IF YOU ASK ME
  - (DID YOU SEE MY
SWEDISH FISH PROJECT BTW?)

I ALSO ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES, BUT THE LIST OF FILMS I HAVEN’T SEEN WOULD
BLOW       
YA         
MIND


I BELIEVE THIS IS BECAUSE I PREFER TO SPEND MY TIME ON THE WEBSITE YOUTUBE
- I SOMETIMES STRUGGLE TO SIT STILL FOR OVER 1 HOUR








***THIS IS A LIE









THANK YOU COME AGAIN